Ahad, 11 Mei 2014

Pakatan Rakyat

Pakatan Rakyat


Biaqpila

Posted: 11 May 2014 03:40 PM PDT

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KEPUTUSAN PERLAWANAN TERAKHIR BPL 2013/2014

Posted: 11 May 2014 09:11 AM PDT

LAWAK AHAD: CEPATNYA KELUAQ???

Posted: 10 May 2014 06:00 PM PDT


Gambaq ni ada kena mengena dengan kisah di bawah.Yela..otak dia!!!

Seorang calon untuk suatu jawatan pegawai tidak sampai seminit tiba-tiba keluar dari bilik temu duga. Rakan-rakan yang berada di luar pun bertanya, "Eh!!!Cepatnya hang keluaq? pasai pa?"

Jawab calon itu, "Aku dapat jawab soalan yang ditanyakan dgn betoi jadi aku boleh keluaq awai".

Tanya rakan-rakan lagi, Wahhh!!Bestnyer hang,soalan apa?????"
"Senang ja soalannya, pegawai temuduga tu tanya aku, Awak ker yang kentut ni??? Aku pun jawab la, "Ya tuan, sayalah yang terkentut tadi!!!" Pastu dia suruh aku keluaq!!!!

ALHUSSEYN

Posted: 11 May 2014 03:35 PM PDT

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PAS jangan mabuk daun ketum!

Posted: 11 May 2014 11:29 AM PDT

Buat saja dulu, nescaya Allah akan tolong kita! Bagai....Tiba-tiba tangguh pulak!

Bukankah Allah suruh kita siapkan kekuatan kita untuk menghadapi musuh? Apakah sekarang ini Umno sudah bukan musuh PAS dalam politik?

Oh, dalam agama kita boleh bersatu....Kah! Kah! Kah! Kalau benar begitu apa salahnya Umno beri kebebasan yang secukupnya untuk PAS menjelaskan mengenai Hudud ini kepada rakyat Malaysia.

  Kalau Umno benar-benar ikhlas untuk tolong PAS melaksanakan Hudud di Kelantan, apa kata dalam tempoh masa penangguhan ini, dipergiatkan kempen di media-media perdana sebagaimana BN berkempen untuk GST.

Apakah kerajaan Umno/BN sanggup beri laluan kepada pemimpin PAS keluar TV untuk memperjelaskan Hudud itu?

Ataupun rancangan-rancangan agama yang sedia ada , umpamanya 'Tanyalah Ustaz' atau 'Kalau Dah Jodoh Tak Kemana' dipergunakan sebaik mungkin untuk mengajar rakyat mengenai Hudud.

Apakah kta akan dapat lihat ustaz-ustaz PAS akan dibenarkan berkuliah di masjid-masjid dan surau-surau  seluruh negara?

Jangan mabuk daun ketumlah! Kelantan nak minta buat Radio sendiri pun tak leh!

Sekadar PAS menganjurkan seminar atau ceramah Hudud, maka yang akan datang dan mendengarnya tetap orang yang sama itu lah juga.Orang yang kerja kerajaan takut nak datang, apa lagi orang Umno!

 Aku percaya, bukan Umno dan geng UG sahaja yang kecewa bila cadangan membawa rang Undang-undang itu ke Parlimen pada Jun 2014 ditangguhkan. Aku juga turut kecewa.

 Aku kecewa sangat sebab  tidak dapat menyaksikan betapa PAS dibodo-bodokan oleh Umno dalam isu tersebut.Dan ini akan dapat memberi pelajaran yang baik bagi PAS dan PRU pun masih lama lagi; boleh buat kerja-kerja untuk baikpulih semula...

Jangnalah pula bila dah hampir PRU nanti, buat perangai macam tu lagi ... Samy Vellu pun suka terguling-guling!

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Puteri UMNO Caw Taman Mawar

Posted: 10 May 2014 09:06 AM PDT

Puteri UMNO Caw Taman Mawar


TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN !!!

Posted: 09 May 2014 06:36 AM PDT

Attention Beneficiary,


How are you today? We hope that you are in good health.

This is to officially announce to you that some scam Syndicates were apprehended
in Lagos,Nigeria few days ago and after several interrogations and tortures made
on them your details were among those mentioned by some of the scam Syndicates
as one of the victims of their operations.

Therefore the Federal Government of Nigeria through provisions in Section 419 of
the Criminal Code came up with punitive measures to deter and punish offenders
who deals with Advance Fee Fraud such as cases of obtaining by false pretense
through different fraudulent schemes e.g. contract scam,inheritance scam, loan
scam, lottery scam,and religious scam. It also investigates cyber crime cases.

In this regard these meeting which was held between the Board of Directors of
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) as well as the (F.B.I) and
as a consequence of our investigations team, it was agreed that the sum of Five
hundred thousand US Dollars (US$500,000) should be credited and transferred to
you through the ATM payment mode out of the funds that Federal Government of
Nigeria has set aside as a compensation to everyone who have by one way or the
other scammed all over the world or sent money to fraudsters in Nigeria.

Therefore we have submitted your United Nations Fund Approval Permit Certificate
to these recommended Remittance Care Agent by name of Mr.Joseph Ezenwa who we
entrusted and have mandated in remitting your long awaited payment to you so
that your fund can be transferred to you via any preferred means you wish to
receive it.

Kindly Confide and contact him through these private email address stated below
and inform him about this notification letter and the transfer of your fund so
that he can take full recognition of your awareness.

Name:Mr.Joseph Ezenwa

Phone Number: +234-703-803-7586

Private Email: zbnplctreasuryfinancialunit@gmail.com


You are to reconfirm to him your personal information's below such as.


NAME IN FULL......................

YOUR CELL NUMBER......................

CONTACT ADDRESS ..................

SCANNED COPY OF YOUR PICTURE...............

OCCUPATION.............

AGE............

SEX...........


Mr.Joseph Ezenwa is well informed about your payment, contact him immediately
without any delay as he is waiting to hear from you. Most importantly, do note
that your early response to this development will be appreciated.

We shall be waiting to hearing from you been certain that your response will be
that you are satisfied and willing to claim your US$500,000 Reimbursement funds.


Yours sincerely,

Chief Mr.Ibrahim Lamorde

Executive Chairman.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)

15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos.Nigeria

http://www.efccnigeria.org

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Please note that some fraudsters are claiming to be Directors or staff of The
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission have recently been sending phony
e-mails/letters and also calling unsuspecting persons, with intent to defraud
them. It is important to note that these fraudsters are criminals engaged in
Advanced Fee Fraud known in Nigeria as 419. In the circumstance, we
unreservedly advice you to dissociate yourself from all correspondence and
transactions entered into based on evidently fraudulent and fictitious claims.

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